Maelstrom of Madness

folie-a-tout:

heyaeya:

dameofspace:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE

OH MY GOD

(via ktrololol)

poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

the g spot

(via drunkenteddybear)

EA sex tip #58

vasneemas:

Start with the most tender, passionate foreplay and when your partner begs you not to stop, dress up and leave, claiming the rest is a 15$ DLC.

(via thebrownwizard)

kevdied:

i dedicate this boner to u

(via ktrololol)

I WANT THEM ALLL!

(Source: uncomfortableconfusion, via drunkenteddybear)